December 2009
106 posts
worst migrane ever !
i hate sinus infections :(
You’re the star of your own life….You are the passion and the knowledge….the excitement and the calm. You are the beauty and the power. You are the strength and the fire. Whether you know it or not, all you have to do is let yourself shine.
The tree is finally up and we are decorating it today - a little late for the Christmas season but with all the chaos going on around us, it’s forgivable. Yay for Christmas!
I finally did my first bit of Christmas gift shopping yesterday, even though it was all online, at least I started. Right? lol
so happy it is the weekend
today is my birthday, what should I do?
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awful
ugh
Last night was a rather sleepless night for me, again.
My mom is still in the hospital with lower right quadrant abdominal pain and the GI doctor that originally stated he wanted to do a Prometheus IBD test on her (to determine if she has Crohn’s Disease) has still not preformed the test. Instead, he ordered blood work late afternoon yesterday to test for cancer. This was following a CT...
nighty-night tumblr world
I want someone to fall in love with me.
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inkhart
I just watched this movie for the first time. It was such an amazing movie; totally not what I had expected to be honest.
I give this movie 5 out 5 stars!!
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kari-shma:
i love having tumblr on my blackberry. that’s all. now back to my strawberry ice cream and cashew cookies.
is it a blackberry app? How do you have it on your blackberry??? tell me…tell me, I want to have it on mine.
13013.) I tell everyone I know that I hate you...
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U.S. Marines Launch First Major Afghan Operation...
Friday, December 04, 2009
KABUL — U.S. Marines and Afghan troops on Friday launched the first offensive since President Obama announced an American troop surge, striking against Taliban communications and supply lines in a southern insurgent stronghold, a military spokesman said.
Hundreds of troops from the 3rd Battalion, 4th Marines and the Marine reconnaissance unit Task Force Raider...
Surveillance photo showing one of two bandits who robbed Los Angeles banks wearing a President Nixon mask.
LOS ANGELES — The FBI says it’s looking for a man who robbed a pair of Los Angeles banks wearing a rubber mask of former President Richard Nixon.
An FBI spokeswoman says the suspect is behind Wednesday’s armed robbery of a Santa Barbara Bank & Trust and the Nov. 25...
lol
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Rained out
Today I was going to go to the local Holiday parade. Unfortunately, the parade was rained out due to the nasty weather we received over the past 32 hours. I must admit though, I’m a bit envious of my friends and foes that reside in Tyler, Texas. Yesterday, it was snowing there and as most of you know, it just doesn’t snow in Texas. Just like, it doesn’t snow in Sarasota,...
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before i die, i want to visits kalamata, greece
ex-boyfriend: are you awake?
me: no
ex-boyfriend: then how are you replying to me?
me: i'm doing it subconsciously
ex-boyfriend: what does your mind tell you about me?
me: that you're a lying, cheating bastard who used me as leverage to get back to your slutty ex who lied to over about 7 abortions in a 3 year period. It also tells me that you two are perfect for each other because you're both pieces of shit
ex-boyfriend: well mine says it loves you
me: do you even know what love is?
ex-boyfriend: it's what you have for me, right?
wtf?
Did you know on Tumblr you can only ask 2 questions in a 24-hour period? So if you truly wanted to know a lot of answers to various questions then you’re just screwed!!
should I get a macbook (13 inch) for christmas?
what do YOU do to increase your tumblrity?
Pirate Laws
A pirate does not ask for directions. He relies only on his gut feeling, a compass, or a treasure map.
Parrots are the preferred pirate companion. Monkeys are an acceptable substitute, unless they fling their feces at people. Then they are an awesome substitute.
When fishing, a pirate uses either a sword, a knife, or his bare hands. Use of a hook is only acceptable in the event the pirate...
“In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a
single...”
hahah
Lawyer: “Was that the same nose you broke as a child?”
Witness: “I only have one, you know.”
Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?”
Witness: “By death.”
Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?”
Accused, Defending His Own Case: “Did you get a good look at my face when I took your...