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George:
Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
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Condi:
Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
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George:
Great. Lay it on me.
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Condi:
Hu is the new leader of China.
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George:
That's what I want to know.
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Condi:
That's what I'm telling you.
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George:
That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
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Condi:
Yes.
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George:
I mean the fellow's name.
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Condi:
Hu.
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George:
The guy in China.
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Condi:
Hu.
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George:
The new leader of China.
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Condi:
Hu.
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George:
The Chinaman!
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Condi:
Hu is leading China.
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George:
Now whaddya' asking me for?
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Condi:
I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
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George:
Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
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Condi:
That's the man's name.
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George:
That's who's name?
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Condi:
Yes.
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George:
Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
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Condi:
Yes, sir.
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George:
Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
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Condi:
That's correct.
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George:
Then who is in China?
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Condi:
Yes, sir.
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George:
Yassir is in China?
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Condi:
No, sir.
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George:
Then who is?
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Condi:
Yes, sir.
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George:
Yassir?
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Condi:
No, sir.
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George:
Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
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Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
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Condi:
Kofi?
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George:
No, thanks.
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Condi:
You want Kofi?
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George:
No.
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Condi:
You don't want Kofi.
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George:
No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
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Condi:
Yes, sir.
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George:
Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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Condi:
Kofi?
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George:
Milk! Will you please make the call?
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Condi:
And call who?
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George:
Who is the guy at the U.N?
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Condi:
Hu is the guy in China.
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George:
Will you stay out of China?!
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Condi:
Yes, sir.
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George:
And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
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Condi:
Kofi.
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George:
All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Posted on Saturday December 5th
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